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Leonora Epstein
Nov 05, 2024
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Today, people. Today. It’s collective anxiety day. Don’t try to do anything. (Except, you know, vote.) Today is about distraction. So here are my favorite/funniest Schmatta posts to entertain you, all un-paywalled for your enjoyment.

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