An Exploration of Period Furniture

PERIOD as in BLOOD, not "of the era."

In which Natasha Lyonne's character in 'Slums of Beverly Hills' (1998) bleeds on custom needlepoint dining chair covers.

Let me be clear: Today’s post is not about period furniture, which generally refers to antiques of the Western world. Today’s post is about period — as in blood! — furniture.

Since the dawn of civilization, women have been dealing with menstruation, a monthly event that, to me, confirms God’s status as an adolescent boy. “How about we make her gush blood…