This AI decorating tool turned my daughter into a giant butt plug

Introducing Venus Williams' new endeavor: Palazzo.ai.

I have no explanation for this, but when “AI” became a buzzword over the past year, I immediately thought, instead of Artificial Intelligence: Asshole Indicator. Of course this is probably a subconscious association linked to my anxiety about AI replacing the humans who create media, thereby killing our industry and forcing us to become…I don’t even kno…