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Vintage Gifts for Your Most '90s BFF

Merry Blast-from-the-pastmas.

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Leonora Epstein
Nov 19, 2025
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Quick memo: Our 2 bed craftsman home in Pasadena, CA is available for short-term rental starting Jan 1. It’s fully furnished and plenty cozy.


Etsy deserves an award in historic preservation — because on any given day you can find just about anything from your youth, in mostly great condition. I love beginning an Etsy search with broad terms “90s” or “Y2K,” which usually uncovers something more specific I can rabbithole myself into.

If you want to win Holiday 2025, my nostalgia tactic produces flawless results, 99% of the time. These gifts are about inside jokes. Many are very ugly, but still worthy of display because they are just so good.

Vintage Gap Body Candle Set, $80

OMG. One of you ‘90s gals needs to buy this and report on it, please.

Framed Magic Eye Poster, $90

It’s really the frame that classes it up.

Vintage Paul Frank Stool, $385

It’s your turn to be the girl with the coolest bedroom in school and her own personal landline phone number.

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