I used to adamantly believe that one could never trust a person in possession of a black toilet. After my experience in Milan, I might be changing my tune seeing as black toilets are everywhere there. Thus, black toilets + European city known for superior design must = some form of redemption.
Thanks to a postpartum bladder that is still very much postpartumy some four years on, I had to opportunity to experience many different toilets, toilet papers, and of course, bidets across Milan.