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Grotto Girl Summer

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Leonora Epstein
May 06, 2024
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Hi all,

Here is my summer trend/schmend prediction: Grotto Girly. Grotto Girly is texture, beach, shell-shine oblivion tinged with ethereal indifference. It’s giving grifter, scammer, naïf. Grotto Girl is mermaid cosplay, brains empty and dreamy, with goals that are so first world, they are negative world.

Grotto Girly is not to be confused with “coastal decor” which is an SEO keyword that needs to die.

So, briefly, some delightful finds:

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