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Fuck "Decorating for Fall"

Je cannot with all the pumpkin-shaped Le Creusets.

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Leonora Epstein
Oct 08, 2024
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What is even happening here.

Yeah, ok, so it’s “fall” or whatever. But you’d never know it over here in Los Angeles where it is fucking eight billion degrees and all the sweaters I optimistically bought are staring at me from my closet going, “HEHEHEHE! I ate all your money!”

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